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A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.
Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!
by bball'n philippino March 05, 2012

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