Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

Jesse Perring by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

perringraph 

Perringraph: noun
Paragraphs characterised by continuous, non-stop flow of words that lack pauses, breaks or punctuation.

She won't stop talking, it's like she's speaking in perringraphs.

perringraph by doopitydooda July 12, 2021

perjurists 

A term used to describe judges who have lied under oath.

The Supreme Court of the United States is packed with perjurists who must be immediately removed to serve the minimum 5-year prison term, one that is typically handed down for this crime; in fact it should be at least double that, considering it’s the highest court in the land.

perjurists by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2022

pdi perjuangan 

PDIP (Partai Demokrasi Indonesia Perjuangan) is an Indonesian political party, and the party of the current President of Indonesia, Joko Widodo. The PDI-P is currently led by Megawati Soekarnoputri, Indonesia's Fifth President and the daughter of Indonesia's First President Soekarno.

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pdi perjuangan by wong nganjuk December 12, 2021

perspring 

A non-gender-based term for person or human

Persprings of the world, unite!

perspring by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

Perusing 

Going to Peru and crusing around.

"Went perusing this winter, brought back an Alpaca."

Perusing by Puruboi420 June 2, 2018

Perjungled 

Extremely messy and disorganized

My college folder is so Perjungled

Perjungled by OTGSWEEPERKEEPER February 23, 2020