Seasonal Perineum 

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

Seasonal Perineum by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

perineum 

The place between the butthole and genitals.

Because I have flesh in between my anus and gentials, I have a perineum!

perineum by l337 December 20, 2004

perineum power punch 

the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.

I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!

perineum power punch by HT Possum October 13, 2006

Perineum 

Perineum is the space between the ass and genitals.

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.

Perineum by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014

perineum 

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

perineum by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

Christmas Perineum 

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

Christmas Perineum by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

perineum 

1) The surface region of the body, situated between the anus and the genitals.

2) The week between Christmas day and New Years day.

Hey Shazwayne, what are doing for the Perineum? I'm gonna spend the whole week sixtynining myself.

perineum by AnRoMo December 28, 2011