One of the greatest bands in the world. With singles such as 'we cant be arsed', 'smooshieing', '10 minutes until the bell will ring', 'german', 'mr maclellan is a pedo', 'la da la dum dum ded dum', 'random word song' and MANY others.
The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.
Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.
'man... i cannot get that bitumen song out of my head!'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'
a) In chemistry, a substance that cannot be decomposed into simpler substances by chemical means. There are at least 114 elements grouped in the periodic table by its atomic number. If you take chemistry, you'll learn a lot about elements and what they do.
b) A not-so-good-looking vehicle made by Honda that looks like it's assembled from Rubbermaid trash cans running on wheels. But the interior and versiltility is impressive.
Oxygen is probably one of the most important elements we need because we breathe it in order to live.
The Honda Element is ugly.
An element found on the periodic table undermore...
atomic number: 79
atomic weight/atomic mass: 196.96655g
group name: Coinage metal
CAS Registry ID: 7440-57-5
Standard state: solid at 298 K
Availability: gold is available in many forms including wire, foil, and bars.
Gold is usually alloyed in jewellery to give it more strength, and the term carat describes the amount of gold present ...
Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.
See also Lemming
Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.
Mathematical genius who is also Vice-President of the Internet. He enjoys periodic hooliganeering on the Internet. He also insists that a person "CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT."
Some sad furries dislike Stiv, but this is because they are jealous that he is flunking kids out of college while they haven't even been to college.
Stiv left a mean comment on my deviant art cutting wrists now :(
A newly discovered element. It is number 372 on the periodic table of elements. This element is created when a person watches too much Barney, Power Rangers, and other shows that are overrated and extremely dumbed-down. When this element comes in contact with a human being, a chemical reaction occurs. This chemical reaction makes said person go insane, gain weight, and all other common symptoms of Schiffiism. This causes the person to become a Schiffi. The only cure: watching television that is suitable for someone whose IQ is higher than their shoe size, such as Futurama, The Matrix, Megas XLR, and Fullmetal Alchemist. This cure will only have any effect if put into action immediately. If not, the person will always be a mindless idiot.
Person A: This is pure Schiffium.
Person 2: DUDE! Get away from it!
Person A: Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I don't want to be a Schiffi.
1.Initials of a person's first and middle name with the 1st capitalized and the middle not
2. Someone who will never in their life time be In Love or have Sex.
See also Periodic Table of Elements