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put simply, what you saw in 28 days later applied to women, they enter a state of perpetual intense rage and begin spewing blood while attempting to rip shreds out of the uninfected (the men). luckily it does not contaminate on contact.
period infection stage -
man: you know <woman>.. its such a nice night..
woman: $!&~%!!!!
man: holy-
"ahhhhhgtklhky!!!" *tear, rip, bite...gargle*
.....*angry breathing*...
by euanftw January 12, 2008
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Funniest thing ever. Tell your guy friends all about it, it makes them squirm and gives you power over them.
Carla: GUESS WHAT DJ
DJ: whut
Carla: Yesterday.... I sneezed... and my period flooded 8D
DJ: D: ewwwwww
by adghsrgjsjgfg April 04, 2009
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....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge
I'm having my period, you know, the thing that makes babies before making babies.
by falloutnaluatthetardis March 08, 2015
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when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.
"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"
by lordblunkey May 14, 2005
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A natural cycle that occurs within the female body every 26-30 days. Each month, an egg travels from the ovaries into the uterus, waiting for fertilisation. A lining of blood, tissue and mucus is built up during the month as a support for a embryo. If the egg is not fertilised, the linging will break down and, along with egg, will be flushed out the vagina for a duration of 3-9 days.
Bloating, cramping and mood-swings are sings of PMS/PMT.
by deranged December 31, 2005
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The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.
*Sobbing*
"What's wrong Priscilla?"
"I'M ON MY PERIOD, OK?!"
by myp4ntsrt1ght January 07, 2013
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That time of the month when a female looks up into the sky, sees a full moon and turns into a werewolf. The week of the full moon, the woman is expected to seem very agitated and moody. Be warned: prolonged exposure may lead to serious injury or death!
The period of time that, at the sight of the full moon, the woman transforms into a furry beast and destroys all insight.
by Yrac Rotceps May 29, 2011
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