A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.
After the second period, I went to the washroom.
Revenge for not phoning your ngirlfriend enough or buying her presents or lunch or fucking cinema tickets or what the fuck she wants...usually conducted during sessions of oral sex.
"Oh you cant expect me to do that, I'm not licking that. PERIOD."
Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?
men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death
This is a natural phenomenom that occurs only in women, because men have no idea what a period is like, women are able to get angry and violent with little provocation and then blame it on their period. All women relish their period, it's the perfect excuse to let out anger with no repercussions at all. The common myth is that they are painful and annoying for women, but in fact it is only men that are adversely affected by periods.
Hannah: "You bastard, I hate you, I'm going to chop off your willy and feed it to some sheep, and they'll knaw it to pieces with they're blunt little teeth, then I'll wee on your face, because I hate you, with your ugly little eyes and your bad teeth (throws vase against wall in anger and begins pulling the wallpaper off the walls) I'm going to kill you, and your family, you sleaze!
Marvin: On your period?
Hannah: Yes actually
when a woman turns into a cunt.
usually occurs monthly.
hey hows things with the girlfriend?
fuckin cunt is on the rag. i wanna kill that bitch when shes got her period.
the time when a girl needs a stick or a diaper.
hey do anyone got a stick?
1. something guys hate
2. something that hurts girls but makes them feel so sexy
3. something that allows girls to have kids after getting it on
4. the dot that ends a sentence
1. guy: "crap, my girlfriend has her period."
2. girl: "yay i have my period! crap i have my period"
3. doctor to girl: "you will be having a child because you had sex during your period."
The time in which I have sex with a girls that arent my girlfriend because they arent on theirs.
Time to get some sex my girls on her period.