n. An infamous variation of both the shart
and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef
, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.
v. To expel a period fart (see above).
A couple is having a romantic dinner.
Man: "Are you on your period?"
Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"
Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*