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The area of the male nutsack, where the the skin of the aforementioned sack is "fused" together. Has been confused with the term gooch, a common mistake among the less educated in these matters of assology. However, the proximity of the gooch to the Perham requires us as a Godfearing nation to acknowledge the relationship between the two, and embrace this symbiotic partnership.
After a nice meatloaf dinner, I like to shave my sack, being careful not to acccidently scratch my gooch or cut my Perham.

During my morning run, my sack was swinging so much my Perham damn near kissed my Gooch!
by Metal Warrior 1 November 09, 2007

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