One of the most successful women in entertainment; an actress, singer, dancer, and incredible business woman. Jennifer Lopez has branded a multi-million dollar empire throughout her career. She is often referred to as J.Lo in the media. Her films include Selena, The Wedding Planner, Maid In Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, and What to Expect When You're Expecting. Jennifer Lopez is the highest-paid Latina actress in Hollywood. She's a phenomenal Grammy Award winning recording artist who has released seven albums, including the first number one remix album to top the charts in the United States. Jennifer Lopez has a slue of endorsement deals, a successful line of perfumes, as well as a lucrative fashion line. She has become one of the biggest fashion icons. Jennifer Lopez is the first female artist to have both a number one album and number one movie at the same time. In 2011, she was crowned by People Magazine as The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. In 2012, Jennifer Lopez topped Forbes list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential Celebrities in the World.
Did you know that Jennifer Lopez is also known as J.Lo ?
A sweetly-scented pod used to flavour sweet foodstuffs and drinks; as well as being a common note in perfumes.
Also: A term used to describe someone not involved in the BDSM community]
NEGATIVE (Mostly about women, but can also apply to men)
A person who is at least one of the following
+Unadventurous (In everyday life and/or sexually)
+Only follows the mainstream or whatever is popular with their friends
+Overtly concerned with not being seen as a loser to their outside world i.e. No admittance to having social flaws, only consuming the "right" brands and being seen in the "right" places in the "right" clothes with the "right" face for the surroundings and their friends. More often than not, "right" seems to approximate to being grown-up and/or sophisticated
+Not interested in broadening their mind
A jaw dropping assault on your olfactory sense when enter the men's room on the turnpike, cheap bar or Mexican restaurant, often resulting in bringing tears to your eyes and taxes your ability to hold your breath. A seemingly unnatural smell that cannot be disguised with perfumes, flowery sprays and industrial strength deodorants and has a half life similar to Plutonium (Pu). The everyday manifestation of what Carl Jung was really referring to in man's inhumanity to man.
Upon entering the port-o-potty in the stadium parking lot, the carnage there was so smellavicious, I wanted to cut off my nose and hide it in a pile of corned beef and and cabbage for some fresh air.
A fragrant, often pungent concoction of cheap, sweet smelling perfumes worn by strippers to cover or mask the smell of their overworked often sweaty and smelly lady bits.
It has the undesirable side effect of sticking like glue to the strippers customers often getting the gentleman in deep shit with their wives or girlfriends.
Damn, I can't go home like this, I smell like fuckin Stripper Sauce!!!
Means: "beloved" in Greek.
The best friend you will ever have. A beautiful, witty girl who drives guys crazy and is banned from consuming milkshake beverages. An amazing person, the most amazing woman in the world, in-fact. Although she has a few things going against her, she is also the strongest and most courageous woman I've ever met. A perfect girl, who no one can put down; she is beautiful, and has an amazing personality, great sense of humor, and a perfect body. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. She owns enough handbags, blouses, and perfumes to start a Macy's. Her big blue eyes are the most enchanting I've ever seen. Kinda reminds me of an angel. She always dates hot guys (Yeah right...), typically soccer or baseball players. Don't get me wrong, but it's hard to find girls named Carissa, so when you meet one, you had better get her before somebody else does. All in all, the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, and one who you will instantly fall in love with.
Guy1: OMG, look who's coming this way?
Guy2: Yeah what about her.. wait, is that Carissa?
Guy1: @_@ Yeah!