Perfessional

A hybrid of personal and professional.

1. “Hey tweeps, some perfessional news! I got a new job.”
2. Debbie’s made a perfessional decision to spend less time in the office.

Perfessional by Will883 October 7, 2021

Perfistent 

Perfistent adjective /pəˈfɪs.tənt/

Someone who refuses to stop during the sexual act of fisting.

Mary: How was your fisting session with that bull-dyke you pulled last night?

Nicole: Painful! I’d cum 5 times and begged for her to untie me but she just wouldn’t stop.

Mary: Perfistent slag.

Nicole: Yeah... I’m seeing her again tonight.

Perfistent by Bam_Bam April 29, 2010

perkies 

Firm, tight breasts with north-facing nipples.

Susan leant over and one of her perkies just popped out of her low-cut top.

perkies by Chip-Shop Welch June 17, 2008

Perkies 

Perfect little breasts typically on a small framed woman. Nipples usually stand straight up. Definitely not floppies.

Man that cute little chick had some nice little perkies didn’t she?

Perkies by ererueru July 21, 2020

perkiest cheeks 

what Olivia.A has

Morgan: You know who has the perkiest cheeks?
Olivia: who?
Morgan: You ;)

perkiest cheeks by mypussyiswettywetforolivia July 4, 2023

Perfie 

The act of being Perf or perfect; perfect in a fun easy way to spell.

"She's so perfie"

Perfie by Ani<3 August 12, 2013

Persies 

The personal stash, aka your "persies". Can be anything from your last nugget of weed to the last handful of pretzels. Once you're done sharing, the amount of x stuff that you don't want to share is set aside to become your persies. Also, the persies is always the best of the best.

Example 1: "yeah I got you on a cupcake fasho but that's it, these last couple are my persies sorry"

Example 2: "my dude hooked it up with all he had left"
"Is it any good?"
"Yeah man he went into his persies for this shit!"

Persies by SayHeyRayyyyyyyyy April 6, 2015