perfect stranger 

A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.

The person I met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.

perfect stranger by He who knows11 January 15, 2011

perfect stranger 

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

perfect stranger by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Perfect Stranger 

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

Perfect Stranger by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

The Perfect Stranger 

A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.

The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.

The Perfect Stranger by Steviepq October 9, 2007

The perfect stranger 

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

The perfect stranger by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

Perfect Stranger 

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

Perfect Stranger by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

perfect stranger 

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

perfect stranger by G-Money55 February 27, 2008