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The act of taking a poop which leaves absolutly no poop marks on the toilet paper after you wipe. When this amazing event happens to you it is a sure thing that extreme good fortune will soon be coming your way.
"After eating Mexican food for lunch I had to take a huge slam and I was completely suprised after wiping once to discover that I had just had a perfecto. Later than day I got laid three times and won the Cash 3 lottery."
by fcj September 16, 2009
Perfectly hand-rolled blunt. Often looks as if the cigar was not cut and emptied out.
Jason rolled a PERFECTO when we were rollin' around hot boxing.
by Stunna Mcknighta May 11, 2006