A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
A perfectly timed, short, witty remark. Used to put someone in their place, put someone down, make a humorous remark or observation, or to simply show the world how awesome you are.
The best One Liners make use of that wonderous language device the pun as well as sheer wit and good timing.
Commonly used by many great actors in action movies.
1) Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator after getting someone with a thrown knife which stuck the man to the wall:
2) Arnold (again) in Commando after dangling Sully (one of the villians) off of a cliff and then letting him drop:
"What Happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."
3) John Wayne in The War Wagon after he and his partner shoot two bad guys at once:
partner: "Mine hit the ground first!"
John Wayne: "Mine was taller."
an insanely quick shower taken during the intermission of a sporting event, such as between hockey periods
TV Announcer: And coming up on the Dodge intermission report...
Guy #1: Where'd Bob go?
Guy #2: He went to take an intermission shower. If he times it right he'll be back right before the puck drops for the 3rd period.
Not many things in life are as great as a perfectly-timed intermission shower.
A burp collected in the mouth and quietly blown into an unsuspecting victim's nose.
After a burning sensation in her nose, The Baub's wife realized that Jr. perpatrated a perfectly-timed blow by. It smelled like a dead and bloated kangaroo stuffed with used baby diapers.
When someone is performing oral sex, their partner, the one receiving lets out a silent but deadlyfart as they're about to cum and holds the performing artist's head down, keeping their junk in their mouth forcing their partner to breath through their nose and smell the gaseous apparition, then pulling out and ejaculating in their face to make them a white ghostly Phantom. That is the REAL Phantom... Other 'phantoms' listed on here are The Houdini, which should be finished with a TaDa!
While Jan was going down on Billy, his perfectly timed bodily functions allowed him to give Jan the Phantom.
Ok we get it, you hate cheerleaders. Officially it is a sport, but I really dont think it is. I dont even understand the point to it, but everyone has to admit when we throw amazing stunts and have perfectly timed tumbling going on througout dances that no one misses a beat on, it looks pretty darn cool.more...
We practice 10 months out of the year and 3 hours every day after school. In summer we have 2 a days and we are in the weightroom more frequently then the football players.
We have to learn over 300 cheers, around 20 dances and learing to fly the stunts I do is no easy task.
We stand out on the track in Montana winter weather but barely feel it because there is to be no stop in the flow of sidelines.
We do not talk or move until we turn around and begin a cheer.
We march and are all perfectly in line and have constant nightmares of 5-6-7-8 AGAIN!
The ab workouts, stretches,running and jumps kill and we are always bruised or sore.
We also have to have a B average to be on the squad, and I am proud to say my best friend and I (the two main flyers) have straight A's.
We cannot wear anything slightly revealing (while our volleyball girls are running around in their bras and spandex)
Its not that easy and I can guarentee that most girls couldnt survive it and so many cant handle the responsibility. There are squads out there that are not even close to this level and I know so many cheerleaders are out there who are sluts and act like stippers. I hate those kin...
The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.
"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."
"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"
"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"