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1. penile commander 2000
We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
2. Perfect Dark
The greatest FPS game ever made. It came out on the N64 in 2000. It was kind of like a futuristic Goldeneye game based in the future and with awesome guns and good graphics for the time. You play as perfect agent Joanna Dark. The soundtrack was pretty kickass and went well with the game. There are also fun features, such as the Carrington Institute. You can unlock Goldeneye weapons by getting good scores in the shooting range. You can also unlock cheats by completeing certain levels in under a set time on a certain difficulty.

There's an XBLA version set to be released soon. It will feature better graphics and online play
<John> Perfect Dark was the shit
<Nathan> Yeah
3. a perfect circle
very talented band, lyrical themes including politics, human weakness and religion. fronted by tool singer Maynard James Keean and former guitar tech. Billy Howerdel. Due to the dark nature of the music they tend to be a bit of a pseudo-goth magnet.

Albums to date:
2000: Mer de noms
2003: thirteenth step
2004: eMOTION
"hey, listen to this A Perfect Circle record, its like tool without the anal sex"
by Xayne Feb 17, 2005 add a video
4. perfect dark
Many people longed to play Perfect Dark even before it was release in 2000 because of the amount of hype that surrounded it. But hey, it was developed by the same people that made Goldeneye - Rare, so from the beginning it was clear it was going to be a winner. Consisting of only about 30% of the original Goldeneye programming, you can see some very obvious improvements.

Perfect Dark attempted to make use of everything the N64 had to offer. It ripped every last ounce of power out of the N64 and so players needed the RAM expansion pack in order to take advantage of the amazing one player mode. If you ever play a game on the N64, compare the music from something like Mario Kart to the likes of Perfect Dark. You'll be surprised. The high res mode was a treat to be seen as well, but you'll only notice the difference on a big TV. By using the Gameboy connector that fitted into the controller, you could connect the Gameboy version of Perfect Dark (released after the N64 version) with the N64 and unlock some very interesting cheats (the Gameboy version was, unsurprisingly, pretty crap, so I won't go into that). Something you may like to know is that prerelease versions of Perfect Dark allowed players to also connect the Gameboy camera and transfer their faces onto multiplayer c...
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by k9 The Great Jul 24, 2005 add a video
5. Tool
My, and a whole wack of others favorite band.
An awesome band who redefined many genres, and made many bands look like crap. Lead singer also in A Perfect Circle, another awesome band.

Its true about not being able to compare tool and apc AT ALL, but i do find this quote quite humorous:
"hey, listen to this A Perfect Circle record, its like tool without the anal sex"
~Who ever wrote that is awesome, although I completely disagree, but its still funny.
This unbelievable band consists of:
Adam Jones on guitar,
Danny Carey on drums,
Justin Chancellor on bass,
Maynard Keenan for vocals

Albums:
1992-Opiate
1993-Undertow
1996-Aenima
2000-Salival
2001-Lateralus
"Oh my god!! Tool is definitly the (or one of) best band(s) of all time!!!"
"Most Emo should die. Along with every 'nu metal' band that is destroying the music industry. Oh, pop can be removed too."
"Half the population of tool lovers also love Nine Inch Nails, and A Perfect Circle, but they're not for everyone"
6. Eminem
White rapper that became the golden standard in rap. Artist of the decade 2000-2009: has sold over 75,000,000 albums. New album "Recovery" expected to be his true comeback to rap. 'Recovery' in stores June 22, 2010
Eminem's verse in song:
<insert perfect word flow here>
7. punk rock
a genre of music that has just become a joke. 99.99999% of all people on the world are punks, so that means allmost everyone is into punk rock music- 1994 greenday brings punk rock back into the mainstream culture. Some years later blink 182 makes all the small things video which makes punk music like pop music- year 2000 onward avril lavigne eventually cashes in on skater culture with skater boi she then gets all girls into punk rock. It is not uncommon for girls now to listen to punk. 2005 and onward- I believe punk has hit an apex where the fundamentals are distorted by the foundations of the establishment, I also believe that punk will flop if its exceeded over what is now.
"Burying Your Past"

you used to shine like a diamond all the time
but now you forgot all your dreams forgot the times
that you had gravel in your knees and i raised you back to your feet
and now you're watered down there's nothing left burning inside
so many times i fell on my face and you lifted my spirits back to place
i hope the pieces are all around the puzzle of you burying your past
and if that perfect smile isn't the perfect lie you're faking again
wake in the morning bleeding from my back and dying
because you neglect your heart i have so many emotions,
passions burning in my heart.
by stilled Jan 26, 2005 add a video
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