Probably the western-most city in Florida, west of Pensacola. Nice beaches, great restaurants, and no cops, but all of this potential is wasted by it's lack of people. Seriously, no one ever goes there. Natives are usually chill motherfuckers who spend their days drinking beer, fishing, and doing whatever the hell they want because there's no one to stop them. It's basically Pensacola Beach's barren little brother.
Perdido Native - "Hey bro, wanna come chill in my hood this weekend?"
Pensacolian - "For sure, where do you live?"
Perdido Native - "Perdido"
Pensacolian - "Perti-what?"