Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.

"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"

Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021

Percher

A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota

Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.

Percher by Sota507 October 7, 2010

Pecheenisto 

pe-chee-nisto
Somebody who tries to sell cheetos for unreasonable prices on eBay

person 1: look at this ebay listing for a cheeto!
Person 2: who ever is selling that is such a Pecheenisto.

Pecheenisto by seven Z March 11, 2021

Perched 

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

Perched by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Parcheesi

Parcheesi first entered the slang as a reference to sex as a result of a scene in the 1964 Aubrey Hepburn film, Paris When It Sizzles.

The two main characters (Rick and Gaby) are discussing a scene when two people start kissing and "...". Gaby mentions that she doesn't know why writers do that, because everyone knows what the couple is actually doing, but Rick the writer replies that she has a dirty mind, and in all reality, the couple in question was just playing a game of Parcheesi.

Since that point, Parcheesi has been a widely used, if not somewhat subversive reference to sex. Many refute that the film started the reference at all, instead pointing to the sexual undertones of the game itself, but this is unlikely.

Why don't you come over for a nice long game of Parcheesi? -- bow chicka wow wow!

Parcheesi by LJOY January 3, 2010

Perched 

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

Perched by Perched April 1, 2017

Perched 

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

Perched by 420sandwich May 5, 2022