perceptions purveyor 

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

perceptions purveyor by El Morbo April 16, 2007

Immaculate Perceptions

Those stereotyped 'implicit bias' people possess about diversity and cultural differences; Negative stereotypes; False narratives; Negative generalizations which arise from lack of cultural knowledge or sensitivity.

Believing that all African-Americans or all black people are lazy is one of those immaculate perceptions created to justify discrimination in this country. It's one of those statements or beliefs from which no one can pinpoint ts origin, and thus seemingly immaculately conceived. They manifest as implicit bias. Get it?

Immaculate Perceptions by famwhisperer June 9, 2018

altered perceptions

Altered perceptions are a progressive deathcore/djent band signed by artery recordings, the band was formed in 2013 in lemont,illnois. They have 3 albums; void (released Sep 2013), from rise to ruin (released off 2016), and malice (released Jun 2018). To anyone who thinks these are the heaviest band ever, go suck a ducks bill... If you want heavy, infant annihilator

Man 1: dude altered perceptions are so good
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt

altered perceptions by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019

Extra Sensory Perception 

The awareness of or ability to detect current or future events, other's feelings or thoughts beyond the normal channels of communication or without any tangible contact; clairvoyance; premonition.

Extra Sensory Perception ESP, clairvoyance made him aware the catastrophe was going to happen 3 days before it occurred.

Extra Sensory Perception by SkaWtT December 6, 2014

Perception 

While our sensory receptors are constantly collecting information from the environment, it is ultimately how we interpret that information that affects how we interact with the world. Perception refers to the way sensory information is organized, interpreted, and consciously experienced. Perception involves both bottom-up and top-down processing. Bottom-up processing refers to the fact that perceptions are built from sensory input. On the other hand, how we interpret those sensations is influenced by our available knowledge, our experiences, and our thoughts. This is called top-down processing.

My Perception more messed up then the world

Perception by mennäperille December 18, 2019

Perceptisonic Lag 

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

Perceptisonic Lag by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

Perfectionship 

A relationship between Jadis and Raudel that’s perfect

Our relationship is perfect = Perfectionship

Perfectionship by www.fatchochi.com May 24, 2022