Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second

Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'

Faps Per Second (FPS) by dave baxter May 16, 2009

5 Centimeters Per Second 

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

5 Centimeters Per Second by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007

FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)

Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms Per Second by Jbag November 18, 2013

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

kilometers per second by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Nuts Per Second 

Otherwise known as NPS; Nut Per Second is a measurement used to describe a persons excitement or satisfaction level towards something happening.

Yo I just saw Mrs baker from across the street in her panties. When she took them off I was at 37 Nuts Per Second.

Nuts Per Second by Dakore December 24, 2017

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

Cucumbers per second by RedWolve September 18, 2019

Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

Kimchi Per Second (KPS) by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015