A cute child, usually a small boy, who seems to be "PERfect" in every aspect of life.
He is a Per because he excels in academics and sports, while maintaining that adorable look on his face.
Fucks per day.
Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.
Boss: 'You really need to work on improving your performance.'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'
|45.||She's a per|
When something is just awesome or just conveniently works out the way you wanted it to.
SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?
Dave: On my llama you fool!
SK: Oh she's a per!! :)
(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)
She's a per!!
Dave: When do we have to be home?
SK: We still have four hours!!
Dave: She's a per!
the quotient of cups used in the initial setup of a game of beer pong to the time taken to complete said game.
"This is the longest game I've ever played, per cupita."
Abbreviation for "usual"
Going to the bar and hanging out with friends, as per yoush.
|48.||Skirts per step|
A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.
|49.||Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per)|
when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).