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23.
Viruses of the planet known as earth. Even though we don't perfer to call us the following things, we are:
Selfish
Unaware
Hypocritical
Ignorant
Viruses
Who are only concerned about our well being and rarely take concern onto other's well being. We are not the smartest things on earth, we were just lucky to be blessed with thumbs and a flexible body. If you're reading this, you are selfish, you can only read this on your computer (Unless you actually bought an urban dictionary)Do you even know what the computer is, all the hell some people had to go through to bring you this wonder.

But it's our problems that make us unique. Maybe you'll look back at this message and change your life just alittle bit, to lessen the amount of shame on the human race.
an:People are one of natures wonders
Joe:So are viruses
by a messenger August 24, 2007
 
1.
If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway --Mother Teresa
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
 
2.
basically the worst thing that ever happened to this earth.
exhibit A:I'm going to go buy myself a new SUV next week

exibit B- but didnt you just get this one 2 yrs ago?

exhibit A: yes, but it doesnt have a built in DVD player to entertain my kids because im too lazy to raise them myself.
by lauren S July 19, 2005
 
3.
temporary carbon based life-forms that like digital watches
Arther Dent
by galaxypolice November 07, 2003
 
4.
A shining example of how ignorant a race can be. We call ourselves intellegent when we don't know shit.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Einstein
by Mike Hoff February 17, 2004
 
5.
The most over-rated thing that has ever existed.
People like to think they're sooooo advanced and beyond animals because they have art, music, and technology when all the while not one of these things (or anything else they've created for that matter) will mean a thing after people die just like every other organism on the planet. The only thing that truly seperates people from any other animal is that they are aware of their own mortality, and if you ask me that's not really something to be proud of.
by TheVoiceOfReason June 25, 2005
 
6.
The doom of our planet. Like a virus with shoes.
People have moved into the forrest....bang bang.....crash..where is the forest?
by Halo Master de Bater April 25, 2006
 
7.
God's mistake
1) Me
2) You
by MayGah February 08, 2004