| 750. | Blake | ||
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A somewhat uncommon name for a male. Introverted, but hides it behind a disarming extroverted exterior. Intelligent, but doesn't always use his intelligence for the best purposes. Occupies a privileged position of (self-appointed?) superiority that makes him (often unfairly) critical of others. more...
Skin deep, a lover of classic films and cult hits alike, a music freak, a theater geek, and a writer. Likes black and goth and metal apparel. Has long hair, kept as neatly as possible on good days. Is of average attractiveness. Perhaps somewhat above-average. Past the first layer is a persona concocted primarily to keep distance between himself and others. Superior, abrasive, arrogant, caustic, and vaguely unpleasant in a general sense. This means that most people don't get too close, but those that do are worth befriending. Deeper still lurks a person ruled by contradictions. A dark romantic who believes in multiple true loves, but also is haunted by the fear that no one will ever fit just right. Paradoxically a possessor of both a superiority and inferiority complex. A liberal fountain of advice on all matters of love and life, but cannot take his own advice well. Advocates free expression, but probably couldn't even tell someone that he loves them without coaxing. In short, a very interesting person with far too many issues. Will one day be a very happy and successful person, if he can find the right person to be happy for. |
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| 751. | Immigration and Customs Enforcement | ||
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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency created in 2003 by merging the enforcement arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) with that of the US Customs Service (see Customs and Border Protection {CPB}). It is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). more...
The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens. The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations. The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ... |
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| 752. | Wingdonk | ||
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Usually a girl who is trying to interfere in a relationship between two of her one-time friends (the male usually being an ex who she is now stalking) by posing to be the female of the two people who are trying to sort out their relationship. If it wasn't for this girl, things would be running much smoother for the couple. The guy must realize that there are mean people out there who are trying to manipulate their relationship. This female wingdonk is going out of her way to cause problems between the two lovers and it is doing their heads in, because it is inevitably causing misunderstandings between the two. And now the female lover is starting to see why there is so much confusion between the guy and herself. This third female is just not giving up. Guy, please try to see what this female is trying to do and know that the girl you truly love would NEVER do anything to hurt you or she would never play with your heart. You have to trust her and know whatever she does is because she cares about you deeply. This Wingdonk seems to have nothing better to do with her time than to ruin other peoples attempts at resolving issues mostly likely because she is jealous or unhappy with her own life. Wingdonks are usually actually very nice people beneath their jealousy, envy and ill-will towards others. Guy, please recognize this because girl would never hurt you. more...
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| 753. | andy | ||
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adj. defines a girl with too many sexual issues. is often expected to give blow jobs to random people. noun. an andy is a wild creatures coming from the Amazons and are easily recognized from other creatures by its enormous bush and some scientists have noticed that these creatures have a natural instinct to reproduce which makes them hump every single thing they are able to see wow...i cant believe you were such an andy last night, i hate you!
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| 754. | Maywood | ||
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A small city in southeastern Los Angeles (The TRUE SOUTHEAST L.A - meaning there is a different gang in every block of the city and it is certified ghetto in the 323 area code) where its main inhabitants are mexicans and central-americans and their fucked up ghetto children (but mainly mexican of course). Many chicanos/latinos from here are proud to be from this city but have issues themselves involving unemployment, drugs,pregnancies aka baby momma drama, gangs, and other ghetto issues that plague any city in the 323. Most kids growing up here have friends and family in the surrounding cities of Bell,Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, Cudahy, South Gate, and East Los. It is one small city with plenty of hoods and everyone knows everyone because half them bitches are mitoteros aka fuckin' brown nosers that are always up in people's business. There's also free wifi throughout the city, a nice new park by the LA river, and its one of the few cities in LA that grant immigration Amnesty due to the fact that the cops were harrassing the immigrants that lived there and the corrupt ass politicians and cops were booted after a decade or two of being greedy bastards. Person 1: where you from man?
person 2: I'm from the true southeast LA homie. I'm from Maywood. Person 1: Orale! I remember that rally on slauson ave. where the gavachos were pissed cuz they granted immigration amnesty and shit.. crazy shit que no? Person 2: yup Person 1: Don't let the cholos shoot you foo, peace. |
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| 755. | Community College | ||
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A type of college you pay for by course units over the traditional semester-set fees in universities.
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A term which people on Urban Dictionary rant the shit out of, because they thought they could graduate with an associate's degree and be set for life, or take any courses they want and expect to transfer to a top-prestigious school. Sorry, but that's not how it works. It's nobody's fault but your own if you weren't aware of what credits would transfer or not. You're supposed to plan this before you enroll in your classes. If you plan on transferring to state college, ideally within the same state, you're not going to have issues with your credits. However, taking intermediate algebra over college algebra isn't going to fly with most universities. If you feel your college or guidance office failed you, why don't you rant on about that particular school, so that people can spend their money elsewhere? Trying to convince people on Urban Dictionary to avoid comm. college, or mostly trying to belittle people who do go because of YOUR misfortune is just petty. When you're in tough economic times, and financial aid doesn't give a pot to piss in, people don't have much of a choice these days. Community college can offer great benefits for some people, including affordable tuition & high flexibility, while being able to take your standard freshman/sophomore courses. A lot of people transfer from college to university, and a lot do not. Nobody is to blame in life but yourself. |
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| 756. | Cisco Wine | ||
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Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs. more...
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