John Kelly: "Yes Mrs. Murphy, I do."
Mrs. Murphy: "Well, I wrote a few sentences and I want your input on my penmanship."
John Kelly: "Sure thing Mrs. Murphy, but since you're a woman, it's called penwomanship."
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