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A mispelling of 'penis'.
"lol shut up u big penus"
by Anonymous December 22, 2004
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The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.
" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "
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1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.
1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!
by spleen October 27, 2004
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A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.
"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"
by pipivagina September 06, 2009
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Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.
Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.
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in the shape of male genitals.
the carrot was penus.
by Blarto April 18, 2009
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Rolly's PENU is extremely small.
by Chelsea Neville March 16, 2004
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