person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.
person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?
person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.