Pentium 4s are charachterized by a locked multiplier, a heatspreader (which actually serves to drive temps higher) and a rediculously high price. Utterly owned by a good AMD Athlon.
Me: Dude, you'll regret it.
Joe: FUCK YOU!
*the next day*
Joe: My computer froze while i was watching the Brave Little Toaster on DVD!
Me: TOADASO! I FUCKIN' TOADASO!