Penlanded 

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.

Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"

Penlanded by Vendetta86 March 22, 2009

puntended 

pun intended

In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.

I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.

puntended by schematic23 December 29, 2010

pantened

to be pantened is to be abruptly exposed to the whooshing, flipping and swinging of hair.

phil: woah, i just got pantened!

pantened by the mza24 November 10, 2010

petteded 

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

petteded by anonymous May 13, 2005

petteded 

to pet a chao when it cries

the chao is crying because i didnt petteded it

petteded by Spiffy August 26, 2003