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Petacock 

A unit of dick measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a teracock and 1,000 times smaller than an exacock. People with cocks larger than this are endangered.
The blue whale has a petacock.
Petacock by WhoDatFreshBoi May 20, 2017
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pentacock 

The process of a woman screwing with five male purple headed yogurt slingers at once (left hand, right hand, asshole, vagina, and mouth). The biggest -cock possible is a dodecacock (12) (pentacock plus left foot, right foot, left ear, right ear, left nostril, right nostril, and belly-button).
Chelsea used the pentacock to fuck five guys at once.
pentacock by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.
"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."
penisjocky by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

pentafuck 

The equivalent of a five some, but who really wants to say five some?
dude... those fat people next door are about to pentafuck again.
pentafuck by Zulu1 September 9, 2009
A penis and a cock put together.

Oh he has a large penacock!
I like penacock.
Ew, he has a small penacock.
Freddie: PENACOCK!
Us: What the fuck?
penacock by Angela Pesek August 8, 2006
When 5 dudes engage in docking simultaneously.
Five different dicks from five different races unite to form a ***pentadock*** when the penis heads unite the stargate opens. Mel Gibson is often involved in these and Kurt Russell is his stunt double.
pentadock by Dock Dockinger April 11, 2010