a place full of mutated chavs with claws, but on occasion there is an odd person who is awesome, home to two rival secondary schools : QEGS and UCC, ullswater is clearly the better one as it's awesome rating is through the roof.
It's located in Cumbria, England.
Person 1: Hey, guys, I think I will go and visit Penrith today
Person 2: woah! don't go there, there is no shops and is full of chavs at the skate park
Person 1: yeah, but i know a bunch of cool drama and art students that go to UCC where we can meet and do cool and awesome things
Person 2: cool, lets go then.
A city located about 50km west of Sydney Australia. Home of the champion 'Penriff Pamfers' Football club. It houses more McDonalds restaurants per capita than any other city. It is also the home of the FIRST Krispy Kreme in Australia.
Places to Visit :
* Pamfers World of Entertainment
* Pamfers Maccas Car Park (thursday-Saturday nights)
* Nepean River (turn at the roundabout just before Pamfers)
* Pamfer Pizza and Kebabs on High St
You may hear any of the following phrases while passing through the town :
1. Show us ya ti7s ya mole!
2. U garn to Pamfers?
3. Carrrrrn Pamfers!!
4. G'darrr Marrrt! How's it garrrn?
5. Some bastard stole me flannies!! (usually followed by 'Anyway, I'm off to Pamfers')
A total shit hole since Penrith panthers leagues club decided to take out all the competition thus being the ONLY fucking place to go on a weekend.. and really... why the fuck would you want to.
HEY LETS buy OUT ALL THE OTHER CLUBS IN PENRITH AND SHUT THEM DOWN SO EVERYONE HAS TO COME TO PANTHERS AND BUY OUR $49.00 JD & COKES. BRING BACK THE PLANET!
the home of the greatest ppl on earth
the best place in da world with the best footy team and people
1 i wished that i lived in perith
2 i cum from penrith
3 im going 2 penrith 2moro