A college (if you can call it that) in bumblefuck, PA. Located in the middle of no where. It's home to about 40,000 students, who really have no direction in life. They have a mediocre football team who is too scared to play Pitt after the last beatdown Pitt bestowed upon them. Also if you cant get into Pitt you go to Penn State where most likely you will be one of 3 things:
1. Gay
2. Criminal (located by many prisons who accept students after graduation day)
3. Clown

Penn State tries to play in the big 10 (or wait is it 11). There is actually 11 teams in this conference because well you guessed it penn state couldnt count that therte was already 10 teams in the conference when they joined. You can see the shittany lions football team getting beatdown on any given saturday by the likes of OSU, Mich., Notre Dame, Iowa, Pitt, their girls volleyball team, and many Div 1AA schools.

All in all dont go to penn state, because once your there you might as accept the fact that you will most likely never make a significant contribution to society
Hey mom, I could not get into Pitt, so I am going to go to Penn State where I can learn how to become a leech to society.
by pitt4ever March 29, 2010
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The greatest college ever!
Best parties, hottest girls, school spirit. What else could you ask for?
We are... Penn State
by Go Lions! September 28, 2004
Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
by TAC April 12, 2005
To take advantage of, sexually, and to have it go unreported afterwards
I totally penn stated that girl last week.
by bsbro.3569 November 23, 2011
A college in Pennsylvania where Jerry Sandusky, a former Defense Coach for Penn State Football and long time kid fucker with multiple victims, was allowed to wonder aimlessly around campus and without punishment, shame by his working peers or report to the police of any kind regarding his pedophilia fiendish ways, even after being sited first hand in a shower naked behind a ten year old boy.
Penn State, openly supporting child fucking since 1997.
by pedophilia, kid fucking, shota November 09, 2011
It's the condition after one has been Sanduskied
The boy was in a Penn State for the rest of his life, after being sanduskied.
by DaytonaDude November 29, 2011
School spirit. Good education system. Elite school. Great atheletics. What more can you say.
Half of the stadium: WE ARE!!!
Other half of the stadium: PENN STATE!!!
by BigBo June 25, 2005
The school with the most school pride, in good times and bad; the best local ice cream (both the Creamery and Cold Stone); the biggest and baddest party school on earth; one of the TOP universities in the country (look it up); best fucking school on the planet.
We Are... Penn State

When I say JOE, you say PA.
by Tweeder McFeedles March 07, 2005
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