School spirit. Good education system. Elite school. Great atheletics. What more can you say.
Half of the stadium: WE ARE!!!
Other half of the stadium: PENN STATE!!!
by BigBo June 25, 2005
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When a little boy, usually between the ages 8, and 14 is severely raped or molested by a much older saggy man in the shower.
You totally go James Gonion on them.
Kent: Dude, i heard something happened awhile back.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.
by HaSean Darnarius November 24, 2011
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Fuck Penn State!
Worst school in the world!
(Chanted): Fuck Penn State! Fuck Penn State! Fuck Penn State!
by WebReg February 2, 2018
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Penn state is basically a collection of fuck-ups. Every convicted felon and rapist putting in for college consider this university among their top 3. Penn state acts like a seive so as to not allow any fuck-ups into other, wholesome universities.

Students often brag of legendary coaches and awesome football programs but are constantly let down. Only one question matters: How many National titles has Penn State won? The answer is of course; zero.
Yeah... I go to Penn State.
by chris6969696969 February 3, 2011
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The best school in the country, rated number one party school by Bacardi, Playboy refused to rank Penn State in their party rankings because they claimed "it was not fair to rank professionals among amateurs."
Penn State, Penn State University, Orange Bowl Winners, we were the beginnings of such greats as Larry Johnson and Michael Robinson
by Robbie Kumar January 23, 2007
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A college (if you can call it that) in bumblefuck, PA. Located in the middle of no where. It's home to about 40,000 students, who really have no direction in life. They have a mediocre football team who is too scared to play Pitt after the last beatdown Pitt bestowed upon them. Also if you cant get into Pitt you go to Penn State where most likely you will be one of 3 things:
1. Gay
2. Criminal (located by many prisons who accept students after graduation day)
3. Clown

Penn State tries to play in the big 10 (or wait is it 11). There is actually 11 teams in this conference because well you guessed it penn state couldnt count that therte was already 10 teams in the conference when they joined. You can see the shittany lions football team getting beatdown on any given saturday by the likes of OSU, Mich., Notre Dame, Iowa, Pitt, their girls volleyball team, and many Div 1AA schools.

All in all dont go to penn state, because once your there you might as accept the fact that you will most likely never make a significant contribution to society
Hey mom, I could not get into Pitt, so I am going to go to Penn State where I can learn how to become a leech to society.
by pitt4ever March 29, 2010
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