Penn State kid: Uhhhh. Dooo doo. Do you want fries with that? How about extra mayonnaise on your Filet O' Fish sammich?
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
WE ARE PENN STATE!
You totally go James Gonion on them.
Carll: Yeah, i was Penn Stated in the shower.
Kent: Ahh Shit man, im sorry to hear that.
Carll: My anus still bleeds daily.