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Located in what almost qualifies as a real town in Central Pennsylvania, Penn State doubles the population of State College for 8 months each year. Mostly a college for people that weigh more than their IQ's, this state school promises a degree at least a third of UPenn's and half of Lafayette's. Nevertheless, no party in the state is bigger than Penn State, so if you're looking for a week full of drunk, this is the place to go. If you're looking for a real education, maybe you should look elsewhere.
My friend went to Penn State to party, and never woke up.

My Penn State diploma landed me a secure job at Wal-Mart

I only went to Penn State because I didn't get into anwhere else
by got_out_of_town February 18, 2005
 
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The greatest college ever!
Best parties, hottest girls, school spirit. What else could you ask for?
We are... Penn State
by Go Lions! September 28, 2004
 
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Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy

WE ARE PENN STATE!
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
by TAC April 12, 2005
 
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A college in Pennsylvania where Jerry Sandusky, a former Defense Coach for Penn State Football and long time kid fucker with multiple victims, was allowed to wonder aimlessly around campus and without punishment, shame by his working peers or report to the police of any kind regarding his pedophilia fiendish ways, even after being sited first hand in a shower naked behind a ten year old boy.
Penn State, openly supporting child fucking since 1997.
by pedophilia, kid fucking, shota November 09, 2011
 
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To take advantage of, sexually, and to have it go unreported afterwards
I totally penn stated that girl last week.
by bsbro.3569 November 23, 2011
 
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It's the condition after one has been Sanduskied
The boy was in a Penn State for the rest of his life, after being sanduskied.
by DaytonaDude November 29, 2011
 
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School spirit. Good education system. Elite school. Great atheletics. What more can you say.
Half of the stadium: WE ARE!!!
Other half of the stadium: PENN STATE!!!
by BigBo June 25, 2005
 
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The place where 3/4 of the population have a passion for penis. Fans talk so much shit and when they lose, they cry and blame it on the anyone else but their own pathetic, shitty, sports team.

Overall, Penn State and their fans are complete garbage!!!
Penn State fan: "we would have won if the fans would make a call....although we suck a lot of cock."
by psufan666 February 24, 2010