penit

A person with with both sets of reproductive organs (a Hermaphrodite). "PEN" derives from the word penis, whilst "IT" derives from the word clit.

"d00d, that thing has a penit."

by C. Poe January 13, 2008

penit

Having a small penis.

Dylan has a penit.

Girls don't like Dylan's penit.

You refer to Dylan's small penis as a penit.

by Brooks Hanna November 3, 2007

Penits

How an infant, or someone not well versed in English pronunciation, might pronounce the word "penis."

Two-year old: I yav a penits! RAWR!

by NinjaJoey August 22, 2008

Penit

a term used to describe areas or buildings that are designated as legal graffiti areas.

Miami has the most well known graffiti penits.

by bevus1 January 1, 2014

Penit

To have an extremely small penis.

"Nico has a penit and can't get laid".
"Nico your penit is so small!"

by castlesparkle November 30, 2017

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Stupid Penit

A stupid penit is something that you find very very dumb. My stupid friend says this all the time

You stupid penit

by Jsjsndndfn February 8, 2021