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penismorphious 

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.
She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!
penismorphious by Peter September 21, 2005

Penislore 

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.
Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."
Penislore by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

peniswrinkle 

*a bird shits on her hair*

Michelle: *looks up*
oh, peniswrinkle, i just got shat on!
peniswrinkle by Rose R. March 22, 2009

peniswrinkle 

You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.

penisfor 

if you have to ask, you'll never know. see also dickfor
Anyone who has to look up dickfor on urbandictionary.com is a total penisfor.
penisfor by mikes sinnott October 4, 2004

peniswhore

a personal concubine provided in lieu of payment and conscripted to provide carnal services for a predetermined period of time.
If you don't fuck up, you'll get a peniswhore at the end of the job (i.e. gangland)
peniswhore by JHandy February 27, 2011