Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

Penisjitsu by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penisbutt 

A game enjoyed by many pole-fancies. Most popular from 1900-1920. The exact rules remain a mystery. It is believed to be very similar to Dandyballs and Legs-a-spread.

Oh sonny those were crazy times! My friends and I played dandyballs and legs-a-spread and Penisbutt!

Penisbutt by toethumb July 14, 2010

Penis-Nuts

(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.

See Ball-Cock

a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?

Penis-Nuts by kevcoch January 28, 2008

Penishut 

When a group of male friends all go into a pizza hut together.

Dude this is a freaken Penishut. Also see sausagefest

Penishut by sterwer June 23, 2010

Penisnose 

when someone or something has a nose that is shaped like a penis therfore becoming a penisnose and when they sneeze its cum and when there blowing there nose they really are masturbating.

michael says "hey everybody look at joey he has a penisnose!" crowd"lololololololololol"

Penisnose by xAlienMaster21x June 18, 2008

Penisbutter 

1. Lube or lubricant

2. Jizz, semen, sperm,

1. Hey man can u get me some penisbutter, me & Sarah are gonna get it on!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. OH YEAH Gimme that Penisbutter!!! OOH( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Penisbutter by Fucking.Duck May 30, 2015

Penisnose 

An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.

Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!

Penisnose by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011