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15.
a wonderful place found in new jersy were you can roam free and go 2 the toilet whenever or wherever u want.

popular with stoned out hippies who forget what a toilet is.

DISADVANTAGES: may cause old people to have a heart attack, also very slippery.
clever boy- hey go 2 pen island they
give you free stuff!

dumb kid- relly? where is it?

clever kid- down my pants!

(dum kid can't figure it out and clever kids get hours of laughing and enjoyment)
by sam okeefe July 20, 2006
 
1.
From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.
I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.
by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004
 
2.
a way to spell penis land
gay kid 1-"Look at my pen!"
gay kid 2-"Wow! Where did u get that?"
gay kid 1-"I foundit online on his new site called penisland.com. Let me write it on ur hand so u don't forget."
by Mihir March 20, 2004
 
3.
A real place In Louisiana on the Pearl River.
"Pen Island is real," said Bob.
by 31337_Man May 24, 2007
 
4.
An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.
by Dr. Vincent Boombotz March 25, 2009
 
5.
A non-existant place that, when written carefully, will look like Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:
www.penisland.com -- sells custom pens.

www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.
by Mark1 December 10, 2006
 
6.
The non-existant place PEN ISLAND written as a compound word. The mind forces a break at the "L" because of its height and it is read as Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:
www.penisland.net sells custom pens.
www.mypenisland.com sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island
by Mark1 December 10, 2006
 
7.
A wonderful place where Pedo Bears roam and you can find rainbows, sunshine, and unicorns! There's a lot of good therapists there as well!
Pen Island is right of the coast of Virginia.
by penisland resident April 12, 2011