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5.
The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.
"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."
by Bluntz May 29, 2006
 
1.
1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.
person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!
by aka_Pyro May 26, 2007
 
2.
Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.
Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.
by Fianslip March 18, 2006
 
3.
Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.
Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?
by SeeDemTails September 18, 2009
 
4.
When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head
'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.
by Miss A. Crew September 25, 2008
 
6.
Having the penis.
Matt is a strange penis'ed lady.
by Lethany Bincoln October 07, 2011
 
7.
1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly
1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.
by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010