Penisbrain

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket

Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"

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PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

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Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

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When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh

Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca

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a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

penisring by Arnemann November 12, 2003

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*a bird shits on her hair*

Michelle: *looks up*
oh, peniswrinkle, i just got shat on!

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You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.

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