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8. mastur rash
When a guy jacks off or (masturbates) too much he tends to develop a rash on the penis that can be very painfull.

a better way to describe it would be a mastur rash
"I like to use lube when i beat my meat, if i dont i'll get a mastur rash"
9. Fap Rash
The rash you get on the tip of your penis from over fapping without lubricant. The skin becomes ultra sensitive in a bad way.
I cant walk to the store because every step I take causes my pants to rub on my fap rash and it hurts.
10. Rude Rash
That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.
"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"
11. cockburn
a sore on the penis usually caused by friction.
I need to put some penis-cream on my cockburn after sex last night.
12. penis burn
Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.
Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.
13. tunnel rash
An inflamation(redness) of your penis/vagina,due to a marathon(unusually long) lovemaking session
I nailed that hottie from the club last night,She had mad skills in bed. I fucked her so many times I got tunnel rash!
14. knob rash
a rash found upon the penis, also an insult.
cripes, i have knob rash!
you, kind sir, arse a knob rash!
by Schweaty Minge Jul 3, 2003 add a video
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