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affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.
by Rey Rey December 30, 2004
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The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.
"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"
by Firestar991 October 23, 2013
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i wrinkle in the penis
the foreskin
henry you're such a peniswrinkle
by tashiki January 29, 2008
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A more extreme way to call someone a dick.
It means you aren't worthy to be the dick, your the wrinkle on a penis.
NeeHas: Liza you're so ugly. :D
Liza: You're such a penis wrinkle!
by Anizatt April 27, 2009
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I have several penis wrinkles.
Eric is a penis wrinkle.
by bread infection November 15, 2005
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An older man trying to pick up younger women.
I'm sick and tired of those penis wrinkle(s) trying to hit on me.

Did you know Sally is dating a penis wrinkle?
by missohnfl January 10, 2011
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them bitches who fuck up my flow
by Big Daddy Duncan October 22, 2003
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