penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005

penis queef

Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef

My man let out a penis queef after sex.

by TOMMY D. March 12, 2003

penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022

Queef Penis

When your significant other farts on your dick

Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet

by wadewiggins October 16, 2023