peniscule 

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

peniscule by steve grill April 6, 2004

peniscure 

peniscure is a prefix designation to describe a males genital area of lesser strength, smaller or weaker than the usual kind.

any one seen a missing penis???? well thats what u call peniscure

peniscure by berrybum December 14, 2008