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My vagina's best friend : )
it may get hard, which is good
for sex. Have fun with your sexual needs.
I got a penis in my vagina last night. Now I have AIDS : )
by Megham. March 05, 2008
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Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?
by daman555 May 08, 2010
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B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).
Snakes on a Plane is so penis.
by SenorDD October 15, 2006
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A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.
"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy!!!!!"
-me

*wink, wink* ^_~
by The Real KiTTaY April 06, 2006
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Something you don't have.
It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it
by iknowstuffstfu January 07, 2010
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P-Peoples
E-Enterprise of
N-Neutral
I-Irish
S-States
Would you like to join P.E.N.I.S?

John is the Head of P.E.N.I.S
by DJ M May 17, 2006
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Verb. To bang, screw, get jiggy with.
"I really wanted to penis this girl, but turns out she's a freshman."
by dragonsteak May 21, 2009
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