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A male organ that produces seman sperm and urin piss
1) I shot my seman in that girls face! WITH MY PENIS!

2) I have to go take a piss! WITH MY PENIS!
by dragonnoname November 05, 2005
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The males penis hangs between their legs. It is used as a toy for many uses.
That man over there as sure got a big penis.

Yeah, I know its a sure big erection!
by Pat May Weiner May 10, 2009
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87
A long hard thing that can make woman do anything
Plz can I suck your penis?
Of course u can join in later there are 8 other girls coming over they all wanna gimme some
so u coming
Of course can I quickly suck yr dick
Sure
by GIMME SEX March 25, 2013
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88
that thing that keeps popping up in your pants
1whats that thing in my pants

2your penis
by caelin moore December 04, 2011
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89
The reproductive organ of a male and female transsexual. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They can be long, short, thin, fat, etc.
I am going to have sexual intercourse with you by sticking my large penis into your tight vagina. When we are done, I will place it onto your tongue and you will massage it with your mouth.
by /drtuiyd prtdib June 18, 2003
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Kevin Steward definition of the word "penis" (PLURAL)

Singlur: penis
Plural: peni
PENI!!!
by anonymous111111111111111133333 January 12, 2011
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91
the best part of a boy's body used for sexual enjoyment next to his feet.
I would like to play with Justin Berfield's penis, by rubbing it, licking it, sucking it, tasting it, feeling it against my body.
by munizbarefoot March 17, 2004
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