1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sex
ual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection
, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.
Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.
2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is