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1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride 3) Your dad's pride 4) Your son's pride 5) Your neighbor's pride 6) Your uncle's pride 7) Your granddad's pride 8) Your grandson's pride 9) Your pride Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?' Father-'No' |
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The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society. The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
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Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site. By reading this you are infact a penis.
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One of two things men keep after a divorce. She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul. |
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions. When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
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~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without ~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club ~ The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time -Next door neighbor is a real asshole -Has a head he can't think with -An eye he can't see out of -His best friend is a pussy -Everytime he gets excited he throws up -And worst of all his owner beats him |
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A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around. C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail. D)The reason I never got my homework done. A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)." C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight." D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?" |
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Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck. everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
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