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The word that has more synonyms than any other word in the English language A small selection of the synonyms for "penis":
adder baby-maker banana bazooka bell-end bell on a pole big boy bishop beef beef whistle boerewors boerie boomslang burrito bratwurst cannon choad chopper club cock cum shooter custard launcher dagger dick dickie ding dong dog head dolphin dong donger dork dragon drill bit eggroll enchilada fang fence post ferret fire hose flagpole frank (& beans) fuck rod groin ferret heat-seeking missile hose hog jackhammer Jimmy John Johnson John Thomas joystick kickstand knob krull the warrior king leaky hose lingam little Bob little Elvis little guy lizard (as in "drain the...") longfellow Long John love muscle luigi major general manhood meat cigar meat injection meat popsicle meat stick member meneer middle stump mini me monkey mushroom head mutton noodle old boy old fellow old man one-eyed snake one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK) one-eyed monster one-eyed yogurt slinger pecker peel peepee (children's term) percy peter phallus piece piston plug pole pork sword prick princess sophia private eye private part pump-action shotgun purple-helmeted warrior purple-headed yogurt flinger rocket rod rod of pleasure roundhead sausage sceptre schlong schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz schwarz sergeant major serpent shaft short arm skin flute snake soldier sperminator springroll stick sword tadger tallywhacker tassle third leg thumper thunderbird toadstool todger tonk tool trouser snake tubesteak twig (& berries) vein wang wang doodle weasel wedding tackle weeny weiner wick willy (children's term) winky wing dang doodle yingyang yogurt gun |
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The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society. The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
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Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site. By reading this you are infact a penis.
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One of two things men keep after a divorce. She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul. |
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions. When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
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~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without ~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club ~ The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time -Next door neighbor is a real asshole -Has a head he can't think with -An eye he can't see out of -His best friend is a pussy -Everytime he gets excited he throws up -And worst of all his owner beats him |
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A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around. C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail. D)The reason I never got my homework done. A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)." C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight." D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?" |
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Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck. everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
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