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1. A vital part of a man's physique which he hopes is very large.
2. The cause of a man to buy a large truck for compensation 3. Something women love, but never respect 4. Part of the male brain that often get's a man into trouble. 1. I have a big penis
2. Look how big my truck is ((god I hope she doesn't see my penis)) 3. Oh, that was great sex, but, you call THAT a penis? 4. Don't always think with your penis |
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The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society. The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
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Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site. By reading this you are infact a penis.
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One of two things men keep after a divorce. She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul. |
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions. When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
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~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without ~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club ~ The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time -Next door neighbor is a real asshole -Has a head he can't think with -An eye he can't see out of -His best friend is a pussy -Everytime he gets excited he throws up -And worst of all his owner beats him |
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A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around. C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail. D)The reason I never got my homework done. A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)." C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight." D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?" |
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Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck. everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
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