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it's just a "spur in the moment" word
like you'd throw penis_d into a convo out of nowhere
Person 1: help i cant solve this
Person 2: L bozo
Person 1: penis_d bro

Person 1: i lost my wallet
Person 2: he lostpenisd
Person 1: penis_d
Penis_d: penis_d
penis_d by zephlyst January 25, 2026
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If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle 

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A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

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An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."
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If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

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something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.
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i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

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The term you use in an awkward situation
boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants
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penis donut

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(n) - Something you use to sit on, especially when you're Quagmire in an episode of Family Guy.
Example: "Peter, can I use my penis donut to sit now?"
penis donut by walmartstalker March 30, 2017
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