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penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail
penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery
by A PErson called IG November 24, 2012

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